Unbelievable!! MDC At It Again!! AND A Sac River Surprise!

  a doe and tiny newborn fawn are seen along a steep bank next to the water... the doe climbs up the bank, the little fawn can't make it. we motor to the bank to make it flee the right direction where the doe is waiting,

but it sees us and comes racing up to the boat, wanting us to help... even jumps in the water and swims around the boat wanting to get in, crying like a little baby .

 christy gets out, picks it up while it is crying pitifully and carries it to a less steep spot, boosts it up to the waiting doe. 

  

      You get to thinking you have seen everything in the outdoors when you get to my age, but this past week my daughter Christy and I were on the river when we saw something way out of the realm of reality.  There was a doe and a newborn fawn along the shore, beneath a high bank and the doe bounded up over the top of it, leaving the tiny fawn desperately trying to follow.  He wore himself out, falling back to the shore again and again, with his tongue hanging out, crying pitifully.

      I figured if I paddled over to that bank he would run downstream and find a better place to join his mother, who was watching us from above.  When I reached the bank, instead of fleeing he came running up to me, looking me right in the eye, only a couple of feet away, as if begging for help.  Christy got out and he ran right up to her, crying much like a little child. She picked up the little guy and took him downstream aways, boosting him up a slighter bank to where his mother waited.  The photos I took tell the whole story, and you can see them on the website I have, larrydablemontoutdoors, or on facebook.   We didn’t catch many fish, but it was a day neither of us will ever forget.     

 

Thousands of dead and dying crappie, catfish, sunfish, perch, bass...all kinds of fish

     Mike Matzke, who lives near the Schell-Osage Wildlife Area, called to tell me that here in the heat of the summer the Missouri Department of Conservation has decided to drain a five hundred acre lake on the publicly-owned property.  He says it was drawn down in a manner to keep all the fish from going into the Osage River.  Why?  Does the Osage, full of everything that swims, needs to be protected from what is in a lake right beside it?  What have they got in there, crocodiles?

      What gives you a good picture of what the MDC has become, is Mr. Matzke’s assertion that game wardens are giving tickets to anyone taking more than a limit of crappie, bass and catfish found dying along the shore!  And of course you have to have a fishing license to take anything out of that putrid water you might want to eat. So thousands of fish therefore are being wasted, and the stench is horrible. But hey, it is at least giving game wardens some work, and making a little money for the MDC out of this mess.

      Matzke points out that the lake has been a good fishing lake for lots of folks over the years. He says there is a news organization called Fox-4 Television, possibly out of Kansas City, there today photographing the mess and talking with MDC people.  When it is all over, the news media will likely show you how this is a good thing and we should be proud of the MDC for providing a valuable conservation service to us all.  After all, they are trained professionals.

      The meetings I had with MDC Director Sara Pauley in April were a dismal waste of time, as most figured it would be.  Mrs. Pauley said some things that had me hopeful, agreeing to meet with some people on a personal basis in her office.  She instead turned it over to their lawyer and that ended it all.  I found she knew almost nothing about what has been going on with her agency, and would not back up anything she had told me.  The MDC lawyer, Jennifer Frazier, will always do her best to cover up what is happening.  I had to laugh when she emailed me telling me she was going to do an ‘investigation’ involving a couple of matters.  If the public could just find out the truth… but they won’t, with Ms Frazier on the job.  See my summer and fall Lightnin’ Ridge Outdoor Magazines if you want to read the truth about what is going on with that corrupt agency. 

My address is Box 22, Bolivar, Mo 65613 or email lightninridge47@gmail.com.  To see the fawn photos, and the photo of that putrid scene at Schell Osage, look on my website, larrydablemontoutdoors.blogspot.com

     

The Problems Wild Gobblers Face

      This weeks newspaper column... answers some face book friends who have disagreed with the idea of reducing hunting pressure on wild turkey. 

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       In my column last week I wrote that in view of what has been happening to wild turkey populations the last few years we need to ease off the hunting pressure somewhat by re-arranging the youth season--- by setting it after the regular season instead of before.  We should think about shortening the regular season somewhat, and, until we see an increase in the 2 and 3 year old gobblers, cutting back to one tom per spring instead of two.

       Of course that upset some readers, especially those who take young hunters that special weekend. One fellow pointed out that it is the one time he gets to take his son out into the woods and have special time with him.  In a way, that really irks me. When I was a boy seven or eight years old, and for many years to come, there was no turkey season. So I guess it follows to reason that Dad and I never spent any time together. But on that weekend that is now the “youth turkey season” we were on the river fishing for goggle-eye, bass and green sunfish. On weekends before and after, all year long, he taught me how to set trotlines for catfish, how to shoot by taking me out to hunt squirrels, rabbits, ducks and quail. Dad looked down on deer hunting because it was a time for the red-clad crowd to descend on the Big Piney country from the city. On such times, he and I might build a johnboat together. The point is, when someone says that having a ‘youth season’ makes it a time for fathers to spend time with their sons, I wonder what the heck is wrong with them. I will tell you a little about the youth season… it is a time in many situations each spring, for a man to take out a boy and shoot a turkey or deer illegally, while the kid watches, and in some cases doesn’t even go. The grown-up finds a field edge he can bait with corn all winter, set up a store-bought camo blind and just about insure that gobblers will be there.  Sure, I know it likely is a minority of men who shoot deer and gobblers during the youth season, but it is darn sure too many.

       If the special youth seasons for deer and turkey are the times you spend outdoors with your son then you are not much of an outdoor dad. My father worked at a shoe factory 15 miles from our home, but often he would get home in the evening and we would go down to the Piney and bait a trotline which I would run the next morning. Some evenings we would seine bait or dig nightcrawlers, or prepare some traps with my grandpa for an upcoming trapping season. We were together outdoors constantly, with no deer or turkey in mind. If the youth season for turkey in the spring is all you have for your son, you don’t have much.

       Those who do not want to see any turkey season restrictions often cite weather or predation as a problem, and they are right. My old friend Darrel Hamby sent me a note that said the biggest adverse effect is the fact that nesting turkeys ‘have no friends’ citing the crows as destroyers of so many nests. He is right. They are intelligent enough to watch hens and find nests. I think right now we have more raccoons, skunks, possums and weasels than ever before in my lifetime. Add armadillos to that and you see why the number of eggs per spring is declining. Then figure the growing numbers of feral hogs. It is surprising how few turkey hunters know what feral hogs do to turkey nests. But it isn’t only turkeys that all these critters affect. It surprises me when I talk to most of today’s outdoorsmen, that so many never even hear whippoorwills in the world where they live, but that bird, a woodland ground-nester, is ever decreasing in number because of egg-eaters, number one and two among them being the armadillo and feral hogs, which weren’t even found in the Ozarks when I hunted wild gobblers with such success 20 or 30 years ago.

       Hunter numbers rise every spring and big trees are being leveled everywhere. Yes the big problem is weather and nest predation…. But if you blame every thing else but hunting pressure, you aren’t looking past your own nose. ALL OF THESE have contributed to what I see annually as a problem for decreasing numbers of turkeys.  We can’t do anything about the weather, but we can indeed do something.  We can take a good look at hunting pressure, and accept the fact that it is indeed part of the problem and it needs to be addressed somehow. And we CAN do something about feral hogs…  I will talk about that in next week’s column.

       In the meantime if you are a father wanting to spend time with your son, instead of taking him out to set at the edge of a green field in a blind, take him to the Big Piney that week-end and fish for goggle-eye.  You won’t have to buy a special tag, and of course that will mean less money for the conservation department.  But with their 200 million dollar budget, they can absorb the loss.

       I am busy this month managing brown-headed cowbirds, the birds which destroy the eggs of songbirds which have open nests, then lay their own eggs for robins, cardinals, etc. to incubate and raise.

       They are more numerous here on Lightnin’ Ridge than ever before and my management tools consist of a very accurate 22. rifle.  But don’t get the idea that I am killing them. Heavens no, I am just frightening them away!  It is just as illegal to kill one as it is to kill a copperhead or a woodrat in your shed or a crow in your garden. Because as that MDC agent recently kept reminding us on a local radio station… “If we don’t say you can, YOU CAN’T!”

       I will relate in next weeks column what my get together with MDC director Sara Pauley amounted to, to this point. I urge you to find a copy of the summer Lightnin’ Ridge Outdoor Magazine, now on news-stands, where you can read about things concerning the MDC that I have discussed, which many newspapers are hesitant to print.  

      The summer issue of THE LIGHTNIN' RIDGE OUTDOOR JOURNAL is on the news stands. If you can’t find the magazine, call our office to obtain one.  The number is 417 777 5227.  Email me at lightninridge47@gmail.com  The post office address is Box 22, Bolivar, Mo. 65613

 

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SPEAKING AT MOUNTAIN HOME, AR ON JUNE 26

Turkey Season of 2018

        

 

My opinion may not count for much, but it comes from many more hours in the woods than in an office… I think there are less than half the gobblers in the Ozarks than there were 10 or 12 years ago.

        I don’t know if we have had a worse wild turkey season than this past spring season in Missouri and Arkansas in the past 40 years. And I think eastern Kansas could also be included in that observation as well.

              The hunting was poor… darn poor. And you can blame part of that on the late season and cold. But mainly the problem is an alarming decline in wild turkey numbers which has been easy to see over several years, if you spend a lot of time in the outdoors in the winter. 

         That is when turkeys group together and are easy to see and count. Over the past several winters that decline in numbers seen in individual flocks has really been obvious. At the end of the 20th century, wild turkey numbers were good. Around 2005 there were seven mature gobblers feeding at one time at my corn feeder in the winter.  In April of that year, I stood on my back porch and heard 11 different gobblers around me one morning. This past spring I heard two or three on the best mornings and they only gobbled a short time. Over the past winter, no gobblers came to my corn feeder!

              Turkey hunting success always depends on the numbers of two- and three-year old gobblers. If you went back in time you might be surprised to know that what we have now probably would have been thought to be a lot of turkeys in the fifties and sixties, when stocking programs were going on.  How good could it get, biologists wondered. Would those men, most of them passed away now, have been surprised to see a harvest of 60 thousand turkeys in 2005?  That year it was unbelievable! I heard 2 gobblers fighting only a hundred yards into the woods behind my home in the spring and in the fall of 2004 I watched a flock of 30 to 40 young turkeys feed across my back yard, just a few yards from my back porch.

         Within a couple of years a decline began, and it has continued until it came to the situation we have now. It isn’t that we have only half the wild turkeys now that we had twelve years ago… I believe we have a little less than half. I was happy to see some young poults in the fall, but there were so few compared to what there have been.  And mature gobblers, the two and three year old toms which make up the bulk of the spring hunter kill, were just as scarce as I have seen them in many decades.  The same thing could be said of jakes, and that is what I think should worry us the most.

         According to telecheck numbers, from a harvest of 60 thousand gobblers in 2005 the last few years has given numbers of 44, 43 and then 42 thousand.  This spring that number really crashed, down to about 35 thousand.  Missouri Department of Conservation people aren’t going to do anything about this, but one answer would be to cut the season to two weeks instead of three, and delay it at least a week to ensure a greater degree of mating.

  

         Oh yes, that would make it a little harder to get a gobbler, but it no doubt would create a better hatch, even if the weather hurts it, as it has for two or three successive springs.  And as for me, I would readily accept cutting the limit from two gobblers to one.

         One thing the MDC does recognize is that there are more and more hunters refusing to use the telecheck system which gives them a handle on turkey harvests and populations.  My friend Darrell Hamby has a friend who is a conservation agent, and that agent was complaining about that recently, wondering why so many hunters do not call in deer and turkey they kill.  Darrell, one of the best hunters and overall outdoorsmen I have ever known, has an answer they don’t want to hear.  He says hunters are learning that the telecheck system is a way that they can be targeted for some penny-ante technical offense.  In the winter, deer hunters who describe big antlers with lots of points are often the ones who have their deer heads confiscated weeks later over some technicality.

         And if you have one of those flimsy little turkey tags notched as they are supposed to be, calling in the gobbler you took at eight o’clock in the morning later in the day seems unnecessary after the turkey has been cleaned, with carcass discarded and the breast in the freezer.  As hunters begin to learn what is happening with that telecheck system, more and more are beginning to ignore it.  One hunter told me that it seems to him it is often nothing more than giving the conservation department all the info they need to find a way to fine you for something that amounts to nothing.  If you bag a big buck or a pair of nice gobblers, he feels it is better just to keep it to yourself.

         Still, you don’t need a telecheck system to tell you that wild turkeys are declining in Missouri and north Arkansas.  Maybe there is a poultry disease having an affect on wild turkeys, much like what happened 80 or 90 years ago.  The youth season is a problem, which will never be acknowledged.  It comes too early, disturbing mating, allowing too many adult hunters to take a kid out and kill a gobbler for him, well before the regular season opens.  If you have to have a youth season, make it after the regular season, not before. That would help tremendously in allowing a greater mating season. When 5,000 gobblers are killed mostly in one day of the youth season, and only 35 thousand are taken over the regular 21-day season to come later, there is a big imbalance there.  Shouldn’t that tell somebody something?

         Biologists, most of them spending more time in an office than outdoors, talk often of turkey ‘management’.  But there is no such thing today.  What you do is manage hunters and hunting!  It isn’t ‘wild turkey’ management at all that affects their numbers; it is the management of people. It is time the conservation departments look at what is happening,-- a steady decline in turkey numbers for many years,-- and start trying to do something about it.  Delay the season, cut the limit from two to one, shorten it by seven days and set the youth season the next weekend after it closes. It would be wise to eliminate the fall turkey hunting gun season until wild turkeys get a little bit of a boost from a good spring hatch.  In addition to all this you might pray for a perfect weather situation next spring.  But even if you don’t get it… those changes will help bring back gobbler numbers. Then you can go back to what has been done in the past, which has helped create these low numbers of toms.  If proposals like those upset you, then remember what hunting was like for you this past spring.

        

        

Email me at lightninridge47@gmail.com or send letters to Box 22, Bolivar, Mo. 65613.  The office phone is 417 777 5227 in case you would like to obtain the new summer issue of my Lightnin’ Ridge Outdoor Magazine or one of my books.

The Mr. Wilson of My Boyhood

           

           In January, I came in to load my boat after dark and was surprised by a man standing there in the darkness.  He identified himself as a Missouri Conservation agent.  “Now what?” I thought to myself!

  

            He was young, he was alone, and his vehicle was nowhere to be seen.  And everything he did was exactly what he should have done to do his job.  If I had been a violator, he would have caught one. That is something today’s MDC enforcement agents seldom do-- catch actual violators.

            The young man wasn’t belligerent at all, but there to be sure I had my appropriate federal stamp, a hunting license, steel shot, a plugged shotgun and a legal limit only.  I couldn’t believe it; he thanked me and proceeded to talk to me as one man would talk to another, with respect.  I’ll bet he wasn’t 25 yet.

            I thought of the time when an old-time agent by the name of Bland Wilson showed me again and again how a ‘game-warden’ should do his job.  I was about 11 or 12 and he was one of my idols.  I went with him on occasion because I wanted to be in the outdoors all I could, and wanted to be a game warden someday myself.  My grandfather was his friend and adversary.  Grandpa never knew about the times I paddled Mr. Wilson down the river in one of his hand-made johnboats.

            Bland Wilson told me that my grandfather was the best riverman, trapper and outdoorsman he knew.  Grandpa grudgingly admitted that Bland Wilson was his equal, when it came to knowledge and ability in the outdoors.  “He’s like a %@#& Indian,” Grandpa said, “and he’s liable to be anywhere!”

            Grandpa was a conservationist too, in a different way.  He took what his family needed, in a day before I was born.  And when I was young, and we hunted ducks, we stopped when we had all the ducks he felt was needed.  But we picked the feathers up to the base of the skull and to the feet and to the first joint of the wings.  That whole duck was eaten and the downy feathers saved for mattresses or pillows.  But if we hunted ducks and the limit was six apiece and we only got five apiece, grandpa figured we should get that extra duck on our next hunt.   With Bland Wilson out there, it became a contest that grandpa looked forward to.  If he got a couple of ducks too many, he would stash them along the river and come back in the middle of the night, walk in to where he left them, and bring them home, figuring Bland was asleep.

            I remember once when we were floating down the lower Piney River and grandpa stopped on a gravel bar to count our squirrels and ducks.  He looked up toward a towering bluff and said, “That ______ Bland Wilson is probably up there on that bluff watching me right now with his lookin’ glass.”  His respect for Bland Wilson was great, his thinking bordered on paranoia.  But never, ever, did grandpa or dad ever waste anything.  Thinking about it today, I remember grandpa butchering hogs for neighbors just for the head and hide.

Bland told me about several times when he could have arrested my grandfather for little things, and my Uncle Norten was constantly telling the story about how Bland Wilson showed up on the river bank asking for a ride downstream when he and his pop had an illegal bass, by only one day, in the live-well.  If you haven’t heard that story, you can read it all in the book about Uncle Norten’s life, entitled “Ridge-Runner… From the Big Piney to the Battle of the Bulge”.

            Bland retired when I was still young and replaced by the best conservation agent I ever knew… a man by the name of Ron Roellig.  I related a story about him and the kind of man he was in my book, “The Prince of Pt. Lookout”.  Roellig was what every agent should be, he worked alone, and he was after one kind of person, intentional violators of hunting and fishing laws.  I will write more about him in the future.

            The Big Piney, after Roellig, was plagued by a couple of rogue agents.  They broke the law big time, because they made money by doing it.  Law Enforcement Chief Larry Yamnitz told be that as a young agent in Cabool Missouri, he rode with one of them when he conducted a private business in a state vehicle in his uniform on state time.

Yamnitz apparently went along with it because he feared that if he reported it he would be fired.  About 10 or 12 years ago, agent Kyle Carroll reported two other agents who broke the law while on duty, and sure enough, Carroll was fired while the other two kept their jobs.  It all backfired on the MDC though, as Kyle hired a lawyer, it all came out in court and the MDC had to pay him a million dollars when the truth came out.

I hope to finish several books in the next couple of years. One is entitled, “The Demise of Conservation… the truth about the Missouri Department of Conservation”  The other is the story of my boyhood entitled, “The Life and Times of the Pool Hall Kid”.  Another that is nearly ready to publish is “Recollections of an Old Fashioned Angler” and after that…“Memoirs From the Big Piney”.  I have ten books finished and for sale now…. I hope I live long enough to finish ten or twenty more. Call my office if you need to talk with me…. 417-777-5227. Our new summer issue of my magazine is available now.  Email lightninridge47@gmail.com or write to me at Box 22, Bolivar, Mo. 65613

MDC's Sara Pauley at Panther Creek Youth Retreat

      I have had a number of readers ask me about my underprivileged kids ranch… Panther Creek.  Recently a church from Owensville Missouri reserved the place for a weekend in June and will be bringing more than 20 kids.  Panther Creek amounts to a 60-acre outdoor education center with a lodge and 2 cabins, absolutely free to any group wanting to use it.

      Everything is there a group might need.  All that needs to be brought to the place is food and clothing.  I’ve worked on it for 4 years now, and we have trap-shooting, kayaking and canoeing, a swimming hole, a gravel bar bonfire site, a historic bridge made in 1882, a softball-soccer field, pool table (which kids seem to be drawn to like a magnet) and a couple of miles of trails and photography platforms.  Our food plots ensure a lot of wildlife to be seen. We also have conservation projects kids can help us with while they are there.

      If you want to help with a charitable donation, I would welcome it.  The cost of operating the project is about 6 or 7 thousand per year.  But I want no one thinking we are making one penny out of our place. If you want to send a small check, you should make it out to our debtors, perhaps the St. Clair County Collector, Sac Osage Electric Company, the Hickory County Insurance Company or Doke Propane.  Those are our biggest costs.  I don’t want anyone making a check out to me.  If you have questions about the place, would like to visit and perhaps spend a night there, just call me at 417-777-5227.  We have never had newspaper or television publicity.  I am a conservative writer who they do not like much.  But this column and my magazine have been getting the word out well.  Still, we have a lot of open dates each year.

      As most of you know, the director of the Missouri Department of Conservation, Mrs. Sara Pauley, spent several hours with me a couple of weeks ago at our Panther Creek Retreat.  We talked about many of the things I write that the MDC does not want known, and we talked about some conservation projects to benefit ordinary Missouri outdoorsmen, which we could work together on.

      I blindsided Mrs. Pauley with a request to have help with our outdoor education center there on Panther Creek.  There is so much the MDC could do that would help hundreds of underprivileged children learn so much about the outdoors at our place.

      I told her I knew about the millions of dollars her agency has given to Johnny Morris and Bass Pro Shops…. Why not give us some help too.  I don’t think Mrs. Pauley knows that the MDC pays the annual property tax for a number of influential people, seemingly all lawyers and judges.  A western Missouri judge was given 235,000 dollars to invest into a PRIVATE waterfowl hunting marsh where MDC officials went to hunt ducks with some of Kansas City’s prominent athletes.  Each year the conservation department pays that family’s property taxes--nearly 1000 dollars to be paid “in perpetuity”.  That means forever.

      So I proposed that the MDC pay the Panther Creek property taxes… less than 500 dollars.  And in turn I would give the equal amount each year to St. Jude’s Children’s Hospital.  Mrs. Pauley smiled, but never answered.  When I brought it up again, she turned away and acted as if she didn’t hear me. Can you imagine why they would not do something so minimal in cost, and be so eager to give lawyers, judges and the richest man in Missouri, millions of dollars?

      I doubt that Mrs. Pauley can do much, but somebody in the MDC could make that happen easily.  No matter, I will give some of what I have to St. Jude’s anyway.

      I urge you to read more about the conservation projects I hope to get the MDC to help me with, in my Lightnin’ Ridge Outdoor Magazines summer issue being printed next week. If you want to get a copy, call that office number given above.

Write to me at Box 22, Bolivar, Mo 65613 or email me at lightninridge47@gmail.com.

A Turkey Hunter's Poem

I was fishing on the river with my shotgun in my boat, just in case I heard a turkey on my peaceful river float.

Stopped above a gentle current to cast my jolly-wobbler, when across the stream a good half mile I heard a turkey gobbler.

So I grabbed my old pump shotgun and behind a tree I hid, and started making hen talk with my cedar box and lid.

That old tom got excited and come struttin’ t’ward the stream, just like dozens more before him, hot and bothered, buildin’ steam

He visualized a sweet young hen, ‘cause my callin’ was so good, he was fooled so bad he hurried, didn’t see me where I stood.

He just jumped into the river, with his mating urges strong.  His beard was like a well rope and his bright red waddle… long.

His spurs looked like two switch-blades, as he gobbled loud and clear, in the middle of the river, thinkin’ romance was so near.

Well I lowered my old shotgun, cause I’d been that way before, and I felt a little sorry for that old wet paramour

So I wasn’t gonna shoot him, ‘til he looked down in the water, and saw a big ol’ smallmouth, and stabbed at it and got ‘er.

It seemed that he came all that way a gobblin’ and a struttin’, ‘cause likely for the last two days or so he hadn’t eaten nuthin’

When he seen that big fish there so close, he figured he’d have dinner, then find that sexy hen he’d heard and be a double winner.

But that bass, she was a fat one, two pounds or so I figger.  And it riled me something awful, cause I hadn’t caught one bigger.

And while I had a soft spot for that tom’s, romance wishes, the one thing I can’t tolerate is killin’ smallmouth fishes

Cause a smallmouth is the best of fish, if you all are askin’ me.  The pride of Ozark rivers, they should always be set free.

So across that river valley you could hear my shotgun roar, as I blasted that old gobbler, so he wouldn’t fish no more.

Now in my basement freezer I have ducks and squirrel and jerky, and some crappie and some walleye, and a smallmouth-poachin’ turkey

The moral of this story is, all poems ought to rhyme, and one thing about poets is… you can’t believe them half the time.