There should never be a doe only season. If you
want more of them killed, add a doe tag to the regular purchased tag rather
than trying to sell a seperate one. If more money is the purpose, just
raise the price of the regular tag
A
few years back the MDC sent out this news release… “Warm weather is one factor
being cited by Missouri’s deer expert in continuing to a drop in the number of
deer shot by hunters”.
A
few years later they had a different result and said this…”a high deer harvest
on opening weekend took place because the unseasonably warm weather allowed
hunters to stay in the woods longer, and hunting hours significantly increased
because of it.”
Boy how
things change. The news is out
that in the 2016 regular deer season the number of deer killed is lower than
expected. With that warm weather
we had I expected the deer ‘harvest’ to be high.
When
there’s a moon that bright at night during the season, places that have high
hunting pressure see deer becoming nocturnal. But with so many acorns, I found
deer to be so fat I can hardly believe it. Of course, I also planted some unharvested grain on my place
and they’ve feasted on that too.
My daughter killed a buck recently and when we butchered it we cut off
bucketfuls of fat.
The
reduction of that nine-day season for does is a good move. This year it is a three-day season for
does, and hundreds of bucks will be killed illegally during that season. The doe season was instigated after
meetings with big insurance companies who were disturbed about the number of
car-deer accidents. Rather than
accepting the fact that automobiles on the highway had nearly doubled in twenty
years, they blamed it on too many deer. That doe season was a poor answer.
It took them long enough, but they are
beginning to figure that out. A wiser
plan is to sell each hunter, a buck and a doe tag, and keep the present nine
day regular season. Then if they
want, they can open another weekend for deer hunting, but not for just does
only.
Antler hunters, who know that a
big rack might bring several thousand dollars, won’t watch one walk past them.
They can take it home, call in and report a buck killed during the bow-season,
at no risk. Unbelievably, about ten years ago I saw a hunter with a buck and a
doe in his pickup during the doe-only season. He had checked the doe on his gun
tag, and the same afternoon, checked the buck on a bow tag. That nine-day
doe season has made it really impossible for anyone to know the true harvest of
deer the past few years. But I
don’t really imagine it makes much difference to today’s MDC what the harvest
is. You can bet your hunting boots
they know exactly what revenue they get from the sales of all types of deer
tags, and the more they sell, the better the deer season, no matter what the
harvest drops.
In
reality, there is no such thing as a state deer herd or ‘deer management’. This
year the MDC became worried about the reduction of deer numbers. But the number
of deer will never drop to the near-extinction times of the 1930 Ozarks. The people of that day were hungry
country people who pretty much lived off the land. Today, there aren’t many who need to kill all the deer and
turkey they can, as those folks did.
A
lot of today’s deer hunters are so trophy oriented they won’t kill does or
small bucks. There aren’t many hungry hunters now, and because of that, you
will never see deer numbers threatened in the Ozarks. We have a bunch of them, and even with chronic wasting
disease, I think we will have as long as there is habitat for them. Bulldozers may wipe them out someday…
hunters won’t.
I
have always been fascinated with old things from way back in the Ozarks
past. I still have boat paddles in
my office my grandfather made in the ‘20’s. The other day I got a handful of change from a McDonalds
transaction involving a fried pie and amongst those coins I found a wheatleaf
penny made in 1919. I have a
gallon jar full of old wheatleaf pennies, not worth anything to anyone but me,
but I have never found one that old.
I
put it in my billfold to bring me good luck while I was hunting and fishing,
but so far I’ve had the same old luck I have always had, which I’m not saying
has always been bad, but just ordinary, like everyone else’s luck, and
certainly nothing to brag about.
I am looking for some consequential
event in my life, to tell me that penny is a good luck charm, and if it doesn’t
happen soon then I will put it in that jar with the rest of them and look again
for some four-leaf clovers.
While
I am not in the least superstitious, there are some things a man can’t
deny. If you swing a dead cat
around your head in a cemetery at midnight in a full moon, you can put an awful
hex on another deer hunter just by chanting his name for a few seconds while
you swing the cat. But who would
do that, just to see somebody never get another deer? Certainly no one I know? It isn’t that easy nowadays to find
a fresh-killed cat anyhow and I can hardly stay awake past 9 p.m.
Last
summer, a black cat ran across the road in front of me, and I considered
backing up and going into town via another roundabout route. But just then, it ran back across the
road to the ditch where it came from in the first place, bringing me much
relief, as anyone knows that the latter action of a black cat retracing his
steps will negate the bad luck of the former.
Of
course anyone who really believes that a black cat crossing your path will
bring you bad luck is a little bit crazy as I see it. That is a bunch of hogwash. But why take chances if you can get to town via another
route that only takes an extra fifteen minutes?
Anyway,
if you have a relative that is silly enough to be superstitious, last year just
after the rabbit season I ended up with a stack of about 40 rabbits feet. I am
just giving them away because years ago I knew a guy who hunted rabbits a lot
and he sold several of his rabbits feet for a dollar apiece. Only then did he find out from his great
grandmother that it is bad luck to sell rabbits feet and within a week he fell
off a stump and cracked the stock on his shotgun.
So
my advice is, ignore superstitions. But cling to common sense traditions and
perhaps buy my new book for a Christmas gift for someone or perhaps yourself,
an act that will make the new year better for someone who likes to read and
bring you good luck at the same time.
I
know a guy who has bought his wife one of my books each year for the past five
or six years and he has killed a nice deer each of those years right after
Christmas with a bow. And his wife
helps him make jerky every year and you can’t deny that a man like that is
lucky. Although I will say she gets
a little bit uglier each year. And
that reminds me that there is an old saying that the uglier a man’s wife gets,
the luckier he gets. That
certainly hasn’t been the case with me, mine is beautiful! And my luck just stay’s ordinary!